[Fun] Slap him!

[Fun] Modern Office!

Modern definitions for today's office!

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly......

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

[Joke] The Fastest thing in the World!

Four people: Muhammad Jafar Iqbal, Professor Yunus, Lutfuzzaman Babar

and Saifur Rahman were to be interviewed for a prestigious UN post.

One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

Kofi Annan: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

Muhammad Jafar Iqbal: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light!!!

Professor Yunus: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

Lutfuzzaman Babar: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked.

Saifur Rahman: Its Loose motion!!!

Kofi Annan: (Shocked to hear Saifur's reply, asked) "WHY" / "HOW"?

Saifur Rahman: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps,
and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was all over!!!!

[Joke] Windows Live Messenger Ad - Pigeon post

Windows Live Messenger Ad - Pigeon post

[Fun] Flash Game - Pendulumeca

I had a link saved into my Firefox Bookmark which i saved long time ago. It was a Flash game i would like to share with you all :)

Please enjoy the game:)