Driving Styles

One Hand On Steering Wheel, One Hand Out Of Window… You Are in SYDNEY … ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** One Hand On Steering Wheel, One Hand On Horn… You Are in JAPAN … ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** One Hand On Steering Wheel, One Hand On Newspaper, Foot Solidly On Accelerator… You Are in BOSTON … ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Both Hands On Steering Wheel, Eyes Shut, Both Feet On Brake, Quivering In Terror You Are in NEW YORK … ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** Both Hands In Air, Gesturing, Both Feet On Accelerator, Head Turned To Talk To Someone In Back Seat… You Are in ITALY … ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *** One Hand On Horn, One Hand On Holding Gear, One Ear Listening To Loud Music, One Ear On Cell Phone, One Foot On Accelerator, One Foot On Clutch, Nothing On Break, Eyes On Females In Next Car, WELCOME TO DHAKA

Wearing Sharee

I have no idea whether really is it the way to wear sharee or not? But found it really interesting incase anyone asks or searches for some url like this :P

Space Toilet

So next time you see a beautiful shooting star!! so what??
Enjoy the video.. then you will get to know even what is that Shooting star could be? :)

Hahaha - Cute Baby

App Ka Surur..

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Friends

Effective Seat Belt

The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newlydesigned seat belt. Results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct installation is illustrated below.

Pass onto friends and family. THIS MAY SAVE A LIFE!

[Funny Vdo] Eka Eka Hasina and Khaleda

Girls Are Always Forgiven

Wife Call

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The Lion sleeps tonight (animation)

Writing Essay!!

This is a true essay written by a CSS candidate at the CSS Exam held
in year 2002-2003 in Islamabad . The candidate has written an essay on
Cow:

"COW"

He is the cow. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed.
And because he is female, he gives milks, [but will do so when he is
got child.]. He is same like-God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man.
But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are
afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk.
Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [horses don't have
any such attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the
condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, water mans
and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy
species. Also his other motion. {gober} is much useful to trees,
plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand, and
drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then
afterwards he chews with his teeth that are situated in the inside of
the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only
attacking and defending organ is the horns, specially so when he is
got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the
weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly
proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated
in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the
other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies
which alight on his cohesive body here upon he gives hit with it. The
palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not
crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he
shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.


This is the cow.

[Techno Fun] Windows Vista Trailer

[Techno Fun] Windows Vista Installation in 2 minutes

[Funny] My Cubicle - James Blunt Beautiful parody

This is a nice parody done on James Blunt - Beautiful. Sharing with you all.

[Funny Video] Fat Guy Falls Through Copy Machine

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Changed HR policies

Changed HR policies

Casual Fridays:

Week 1 - Memo No. 1

Effective this week, the company is adopting Fridays as Casual Day. Employees are free to dress in the casual attire of their choice.

Week 3 - Memo No. 2

Spandex and leather micro-miniskirts are not appropriate attire for Casual Day. Neither are string ties, rodeo belt buckles or moccasins.

Week 6 - Memo No. 3

Casual Day refers to dress only, not attitude. When planning Friday's wardrobe, remember image is a key to our success.

Week 8 - Memo No. 4

A seminar on how to dress for Casual Day will be held at 4 p.m. Friday in the cafeteria. A fashion show will follow. Attendance is mandatory.

Week 9 - Memo No. 5

As an outgrowth of Friday's seminar, a 14-member Casual Day Task Force has been appointed to prepare guidelines for proper casual-day dress.

Week 14 - Memo No. 6

The Casual Day Task Force has now completed a 30-page manual entitled "Relaxing Dress Without Relaxing Company Standards." A copy has been distributed to every employee. Please review the chapter "You Are What You Wear" and consult the "home casual" versus "business casual" checklist before leaving for work each Friday. If you have doubts about the appropriateness of an item of clothing, contact your CDTF representative before 7 a.m. on Friday.

Week 18 - Memo No. 7

Our Employee Assistant Plan (EAP) has now been expanded to provide support for psychological counseling for employees who may be having difficulty adjusting to Casual Day.

Week 20 - Memo No. 8

Due to budget cuts in the HR Department we are no longer able to effectively support or manage Casual Day. Casual Day will be discontinued, effective immediately.

Family Problems

Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking.

The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage.

I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems."

The American said, "Talking about love marriages...I'll tell you my story.

I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years.

After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.

My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he my uncle. Situations turned worse when my father had a son.

Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.

And you say you have family problems.

Gimme a break !