[Fun] ABCDEFG and GFEDCBA

[Funny] Doyal Baba

[Jokes] Save Ershad Chacha!

Lets Save Ershad Chacha!!
2 Shotiner Kando Karkhana with Ershad Chacha!!

[Fun] Lunatic

The devotees of Mirpur Mazar who are generally called "Lunatic" brought out a procession Tuesday carrying baner that read, "Lunatic Aziz our elder brother, we want you. Come to mazar and lets sing". Photo: Firoz Ahmed/ bdnews24.com/ Dhaka, Nov 14, 2006

source: bdnews24.com

[Joke] Always Tell truth to ur wife

Always Tell truth to ur wife

A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some coke. He walks
down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar
to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and
starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing lead to
another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their FUN,
he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to
kill me". "Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum
powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry.
"Where the hell have you been?" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to
the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to
use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had
a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with
her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered
with powder and says..."You Damn liar!!! You were playing billiards
again!!!"

Moral of the story: Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe
you anyway. At least your conscience is clear.

[Joke] Engineers are the BEST boy friends

TO ALL NON ENGINEERS....sorry..pls dont take this as an offensive mail undermining you..okay.


Specially dedicated to all engineers out there...

Message: Today's lesson - 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'

Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a
Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct
advantages over the rest of the graduates.

Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
============================================================
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27
years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives
him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get
married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.
Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.
The arts graduate is still looking for a job.
And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.

Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
============================================================
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time
and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to
understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really
hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work,
once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand
you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not
understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy
(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they
find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that
the desired results appear.
Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.
The Management graduate who will try to control your spending, The Arts
graduate who will 'change major'.
And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.
And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer s believe that
You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will
be hooked to you forever.

Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
============================================================
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - The
lawyers will lie about everything.
Management graduates will cheat your money.
The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another
cadaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even
if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer
is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will
keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs,
and too dumb to lie to you.


So girls, why procrastinate?
Get an engineer as your boyfriend!



____________________________________________
source: odhora Yahoo Group

[Fun] Software Engineer in Jail

A Software Engineer is in Jail.. See what he do in spare time :)

[Fun] Slap him!

[Fun] Modern Office!

Modern definitions for today's office!

1) Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month.

2) Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.

3) Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

4) Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

5) Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

6) Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources.

7) Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months.

8) Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.

And lastly......

9) Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby

[Joke] The Fastest thing in the World!

Four people: Muhammad Jafar Iqbal, Professor Yunus, Lutfuzzaman Babar

and Saifur Rahman were to be interviewed for a prestigious UN post.

One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

Kofi Annan: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

Muhammad Jafar Iqbal: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light!!!

Professor Yunus: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

Lutfuzzaman Babar: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked.

Saifur Rahman: Its Loose motion!!!

Kofi Annan: (Shocked to hear Saifur's reply, asked) "WHY" / "HOW"?

Saifur Rahman: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps,
and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was all over!!!!

[Joke] Windows Live Messenger Ad - Pigeon post

Windows Live Messenger Ad - Pigeon post

[Fun] Flash Game - Pendulumeca

I had a link saved into my Firefox Bookmark which i saved long time ago. It was a Flash game i would like to share with you all :)

Please enjoy the game:)

[Fun] War of Icons

It was in my Inbox for a long time and i had no time to check ... You should enjoy the War of Icons :)

[Fun] This is the Next Generation Kids!!

This is the next generation ...........Any plans on having kids after marraige ????


Can I have one more PLEASE???





Don't I look CUTE ??




I guess I drank a bit TOO MUCH






FUNKY ain't I!! The TATTOO that u see on my forehead is my COPYRIGHT





AAYYEE!!! KYA BOLTI TU!! TAPKA DALU KYA .??





ACHA HUA!! MAR GAYA SALA ..

[Fun] Are u a Chain Smokers?

Are you a Chain Smoker? Would you like to call yourself as a Chain Smoker anymore?
Hahaha.. ;)

[Joke] Resume - George W. Bush

Resume - George W. Bush
6-21-06


GEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington , DC 20520

EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE

LAW ENFORCEMENT

I was arrested in Kennebunkport , Maine , in 1976 for driving
under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's
license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost"
and is not available.

MILITARY

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused
to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the
Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam

COLLEGE

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil
business in Midland , Texas , in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't
find any oil in Texas . The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my
stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that
took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in
the oil industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of
Texas .

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union .

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most
smog-ridden city in America

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
billions in borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in America history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my father's
appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after
losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion
dollars per week.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.

I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.

I ' m proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron
oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I
am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate
campaign donations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth
Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history,
Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure
my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or
prosecution.

More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than
has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to
intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in
U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the
history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove
the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow
inspectors access to U.S . "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to
abide by the Geneva Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election
inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President
since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period.
After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security
failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center
attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the
world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously
protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for
protests against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive
attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the
will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world
community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty
benefits for active duty troops and their families-in-wartime.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq
and then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%)
view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. I
have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to
justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father 's library,
sealed and unavailable for public view.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt
companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended
regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

I am a member of the Republican Party.


PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN THE 2006 MIDTERM
ELECTIONS.

[Fun] Out past Days..

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[Fun] Baby sings while crying!

Thanks to Bayzid for this Music file. I loved it. Nice funny music file. Everyone should enjoy it :)

[Fun] Team Work

What if people starts thinking of Team Work in every places? Hahaha.. enjoy this collected Video. I thought of sharing with you all to enjoy the fun :)

Type of girls in Computer World!

Ha ha... no double meaning... just Njoy... ;)

~*~Type Of Girls~*~

HARD DISK GIRLS:

she remembers everything, FOREVER

RAM GIRLS:

she forget about you, the moment turn her off

WINDOW GIRLS:

everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live

without her.

SCREENSAVER GIRLS:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun

INTERNET GIRLS:

Difficult to access

SERVER GIRLS:

Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:

She make horrible thing look beautiful

CD-ROM GIRLS:

She is always faster and faster.

EMAIL GIRLS:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .

VIRUS GIRLS:

Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes,

install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall

her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will

lose everything...