Thursday, October 05, 2006

[Joke] The Fastest thing in the World!

Four people: Muhammad Jafar Iqbal, Professor Yunus, Lutfuzzaman Babar

and Saifur Rahman were to be interviewed for a prestigious UN post.

One common question was asked to all 4 of them.

Kofi Annan: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

Muhammad Jafar Iqbal: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light!!!

Professor Yunus: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in your mind.

Lutfuzzaman Babar: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked.

Saifur Rahman: Its Loose motion!!!


Kofi Annan: (Shocked to hear Saifur's reply, asked) "WHY" / "HOW"?


Saifur Rahman: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomach cramps,
and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it was all over!!!!

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