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Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Tuesday, November 14, 2006
[Fun] Lunatic
The devotees of Mirpur Mazar who are generally called "Lunatic" brought out a procession Tuesday carrying baner that read, "Lunatic Aziz our elder brother, we want you. Come to mazar and lets sing". Photo: Firoz Ahmed/ bdnews24.com/ Dhaka, Nov 14, 2006
source: bdnews24.com
source: bdnews24.com
Tuesday, November 07, 2006
[Joke] Always Tell truth to ur wife
Always Tell truth to ur wife
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some coke. He walks
down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar
to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and
starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing lead to
another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their FUN,
he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to
kill me". "Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum
powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry.
"Where the hell have you been?" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to
the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to
use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had
a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with
her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered
with powder and says..."You Damn liar!!! You were playing billiards
again!!!"
Moral of the story: Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe
you anyway. At least your conscience is clear.
A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some coke. He walks
down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar
to use the vending machine. At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and
starts talking to her. They have a couple of beers and one thing lead to
another and they end up in her apartment. After they've had their FUN,
he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to
kill me". "Have you got any talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum
powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry.
"Where the hell have you been?" "Well, honey, it's like this. I went to
the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to
use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had
a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with
her." "Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered
with powder and says..."You Damn liar!!! You were playing billiards
again!!!"
Moral of the story: Always tell your wife the truth. She won't believe
you anyway. At least your conscience is clear.
[Joke] Engineers are the BEST boy friends
TO ALL NON ENGINEERS....sorry..pls dont take this as an offensive mail undermining you..okay.
Specially dedicated to all engineers out there...
Message: Today's lesson - 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'
Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a
Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct
advantages over the rest of the graduates.
Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
============================================================
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27
years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives
him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get
married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.
Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.
The arts graduate is still looking for a job.
And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.
Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
============================================================
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time
and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to
understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really
hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work,
once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand
you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not
understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy
(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they
find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that
the desired results appear.
Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.
The Management graduate who will try to control your spending, The Arts
graduate who will 'change major'.
And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.
And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer s believe that
You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will
be hooked to you forever.
Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
============================================================
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - The
lawyers will lie about everything.
Management graduates will cheat your money.
The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another
cadaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even
if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer
is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will
keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs,
and too dumb to lie to you.
So girls, why procrastinate?
Get an engineer as your boyfriend!
____________________________________________
source: odhora Yahoo Group
Specially dedicated to all engineers out there...
Message: Today's lesson - 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'
Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a
Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct
advantages over the rest of the graduates.
Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
============================================================
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27
years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives
him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get
married and buy a house too.
Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm.
Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.
The arts graduate is still looking for a job.
And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.
Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
============================================================
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time
and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to
understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really
hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work,
once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand
you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not
understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy
(e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they
find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that
the desired results appear.
Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you.
The Management graduate who will try to control your spending, The Arts
graduate who will 'change major'.
And the medical school graduate who will operate on you.
And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineer s believe that
You are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will
be hooked to you forever.
Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
============================================================
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - The
lawyers will lie about everything.
Management graduates will cheat your money.
The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another
cadaver to the medical school graduate.
Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even
if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer
is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will
keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs,
and too dumb to lie to you.
So girls, why procrastinate?
Get an engineer as your boyfriend!
____________________________________________
source: odhora Yahoo Group
Monday, November 06, 2006
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